As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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