All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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