God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I know her cup size but not her name....
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