Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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