i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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