New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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