? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Randomize
