Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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