if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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