no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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