used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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