AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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