stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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