accomplished twins. life is a go
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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