Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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