Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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