Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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