According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The feeling are messing with the penis
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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