oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Randomize
