Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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