He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
