Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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