Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
