We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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