Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
