I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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