Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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