wakey wakey hands off snakey
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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