your thong is hanging out like whoa
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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