have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
The power of my boobs compel you
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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