I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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