is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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