I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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