On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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