I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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