This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
