playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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