No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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