They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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