Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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