"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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