That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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