you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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