Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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