apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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