adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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