I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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