i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
