I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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