My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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