Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
NoShamevember. You game?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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