I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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