sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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