I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Small penises have feelings too.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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