don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
