I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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