and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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