I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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